Goodbye Threesomes Tote

Listen, we all need to keep up our end of the bargain or the party is over. Let's call it... political baggage.

• 100% organic cotton
• "Death to Democracy, Death to Ménage à Trois" in white embroidery
• Handles: Length 23.6″ (60 cm) / Width 1.5″ (4 cm)
• Maximum weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• Double-stitched top seam
• Cross stitching on handles for more stability
• Small inside pocket

We are trying to do our part in reducing overproduction, so please note: This product is made especially for you once you place your order, so it will take us a tiny bit longer to deliver it to you. Thank you for your patience and for making such a thoughtful purchasing decision!

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